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THE DIARY OF A FAT NAIJA CHIC|| EPISODE 5

Dear Diary, good news at last! I was called back by toothpick herself, she had apparently reconsidered my position and had even decided to give me a shot at making my dream job a reality! Best part was when I was being offered a cheque for a million...

The Diary Of A Fat Naija Chic|| Episode 4

“Chips… Cookies… Sharwama… Hot dogs… Ice cream… Alcohol mixers (Cranberry juice, coke, sprite, fanta)… Vodka…” Monique recounted the various food items scattered everywhere in my sitting room using her finger to point them out as...

The Diary Of A Fat Naija Chic| Episode 3

There are 365 days in a year, divided into 12 whole months oh! As if not enough, there are 24 hours of the day and 7 days in a week!!! Why did it have to be at that very Year-Month-Week-Hour and second that toothpick and I had to stand at the same...

The Diary Of A Fat Naija Chic|| Episode 2

AUTOPSY REPORT TIME OF DEATH: 9:05am SEX: Female SIZE: XXXL i.e Fat Ass Chic CAUSE OF DEATH: Massive Cardiac Arrest *******Pause******* hmmm…thinking… ‘Massive Cardiac Arrest?’ who would have ever imagined ‘that’...

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The Diary Of A Fat Naija Chic

I found myself running as quickly as my stubby legs could carry. “Hold the door please”, I squealed. Coincidentally, there he was standing majestically in the hallway, smiling mischievously- as was the usual. Oh my, that smile… the...

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